Bad Joke Monday

I found a gem of a stupid joke website today, thanks to Ed_88's really stupid jokes. There are some that are funny because they're silly and some that are really so stupid that you laugh only because you feel bad for who ever thought up the joke and thought that it would be funny enough to share with enough people that it would somehow find its way onto the internet.

Q: Why do Lions always eat raw meat?
A: Because they don't know how to cook.

Clearly these lions need to get a copy of the Joy of Cooking.

Bad Joke Monday

So there's these 2 muffins in an oven. They're both sitting, just chilling and getting baked. And one of them yells "God Damn, it's hot in here!" And the other muffin replies "Holy Crap, a talking muffin!"

(Because, honestly, who doesn't love a good muffin joke?)

Bad Joke Monday

As I was searching for some fun one-liners, I stumbled upon this blonde joke that is about a blonde dude. Enjoy!

Three construction workers are on the seventy-fifth floor of a non-finished building. The Italian opens his lunch box to find a pizza and says "Man, if I get pizza one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The Chinese opens his lunch box to find rice and says "Man, if I get rice one more time I am going to jump off this building and fall to my death!" The blonde opens his lunch box to find a cheeseburger and says" Man, if I get a cheeseburger one more time I'm going to jump off this building and fall to my death!"

So the next day they all got the same thing and they jumped off the building to their death. That weekend at the funeral, the Italian and the Chinese wives are crying and saying "I would have fixed him something else for lunch but he never told me." And as the two wives stare at the blonde's wife, they both ask why she isn't sad about her husbands death, the blonde replies "Don't look at me, he packs his own lunch."

TGIT Good Eats

I am really sorry. Really, really sorry. But I could not think of one single thing to post this week. I mean, other than the boxed mac and cheese that I am shoving in my face pretty much non-stop for the last two weeks (there are worse addictions to have, people. DON'T JUDGE ME!).

So I thought I would Google "best dish ever" and I came up with this thread from AnswerBag.com and I thought to myself "Why not just post a link to the thread and then encourage people to go out and find recipes based on the answers to the answers on this thread?". Then I patted myself on the back and called it a day.

Yes, I'm lazy. Don't be hatin', at least I posted something today.