Bad Joke Monday

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you." Grasshopper says, "You have a drink named Steve?"

My friend told me this last night while we were enjoying drinks together at her apartment and it made me laugh so hard that I shot vodka sprite out of my nose. Sprite and vodka burn when they come out of your nose - holes people.

But despite the burn, she gave me one of the best belly laughs I have had in a good long while.